Hey.
Know what's hard?
Watching a bunch of concerts and typing about them at the same time. Apparently multi-tasking ain't my thing;
Lester Bangs at least got to leave the stadium before he had to start pounding away.
Well, here goes...
Keith Urban- Introduced by Al Gore as his "good friend" Keith Urban, "friend" Urban slashed into a guitar driven
"Gimme Shelter". I was immediately transported back to 1969.
Not. Which I guess was a good thing for all the gun-wielding, lime-green suit wearing Black guys in the audience.
Urban then introduced the most commonly seen musical side effect of the evening. No, not the wah wah pedal. I'm talking about the black, female singer who suddenly appears on stage and tries to convince the audience that you aren't such a mediocre sounding white guy.
Of course the original "
Gimme Shelter" had that too. In this case it was Alicia Keys turn.
Duran Duran- Aging 80's dinosaurs who actually put on a pretty good set, no doubt because they have a lot of stadium experience. Was struck by how relevant "Girls On Film" was to the whole Climate Change debate.
Genesis- Aging 80's dinosaurs who actually put on a pretty good set, no doubt because they have a lot of stadium experience.
Hey, didn't I just write that ?!
When did Genesis replace Phil Collins with Locke from
Lost? While he was up there he could have at least explained that polar bear thing.
Beatsie Boys- The Wembley audience looked very confused. I thought you Londoners were supposed to be so hip?
Metallica- Remember when they actually played fast? I do. I had hoped they would do something from their first album, like
"Jump In the Fire" or
"No Remorse". They didn't. They did do "Violating Copyright Laws And You Die".
Macy Gray- mmhhIs mmhhreal mmmhhhard mmhhto mmhhunderstand.
Joss Stone- In Johannesburg for some reason. Suddenly she's a ringer for Nicole Kidman (don't tell Urban) and makes Alicia Keys sound like she should be performing in the subway.
Bon Jovi- Why does he insist on buying his shirts in the little boys section?
The Smashing Pumpkins- Question? Back when Billy Corgan had hair, could he sing?
The Police- That is the reformed band , not the local gendarme. They suddenly realized how badly their repetoire had aged and stuck to songs from their decent first album. Sting showed his innovation by bringing on a Black,
male singer. In this case Kanye West who rapped about how he wished he could vote for Al Gore in the middle of
"Message In A Bottle".
No, really.
(Note to Sting: the yoga isn't doing anything for the voice.)
Elton John- Finally Elton John came out and performed "Candle In The Wind" except with all the lyrics changed so that every time he used to say Marilyn he now said "our great big, blue marble."
Actually I just made that up. I have no idea where Elton was. Probably off buying flowers.
Madonna- That whole Weimar Berlin shtick was better when Liza Minnelli did it.
I kept having the feeling that I was watching on of those Mickey Rooney-Judy Garland movies from the 30's. You remember the ones. Some disaster impends and so Rooney goes "Hey everybody let's put on a show." It's just now instead of old Mr. Jenkins barn they get to use
Wembley Stadium.
All in all an interesting experience. At least in the anthropological sense.