Cry.
Do what thou wilt...
According to a series of unclassified CIA reports, the spy agency has managed to enhance significantly the fuel efficiency of the vehicles used by its operatives. It has been avidly working to decrease the amount of gasoline the agency’s LDV’s consume. An LDV is the CIA acronym for “light-duty vehicle,” or in non-spyspeak, a car.ah yes... let us check that scorecard.
Pakistan A bomb........nope
India A bomb..............nope
September 11.............nope
Wmds in Iraq..............nope
Iraqi insurgency.........nope
Melting icecaps*...........right on it
* or whatever dire thing Global Warming is supposed to be responsible for this week.....rain, drought, snow, blue crickets, abnormally tall field mice.
hat tip to Power Line and TigerHawk
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