The Nit-Witicism of Andy Ronney

Doddering columnist Andy Rooney does a Homer Simpson on the American armed forces...

ANDY ROONEY: Well, I think a draft produces a better army than the one we would have with all volunteers. Because I think you get average Americans if you, if you have a draft. And if it’s an all volunteer army, you get people who join up because of some problem in their own lives. They don’t have anything else to do, they don’t have a job, or they can’t find what they want to do, so they join the Army. And it doesn’t produce the best army.

Remember, don't you dare say he doesn't support the troops you evil right-wing conspirators.