Go To Guantamino.....

.....and come out as Ozzy......from the ever continuing adventures of David Hicks aka Abu Muslim al-Aussie...or something like that....

Overweight, clean-shaven, smiling and with a straggly mop of dark brown hair dangling down to his chest, Hicks at times resembled more an overfed member of a heavy metal band than a suspected terrorist.

Hicks's lawyers had described him as having dark, sunken eyes, but he did not appear like that today.

Rather than being pale from long stints locked inside the maximum security prison, Hicks's skin looked as tanned as that of his American military lawyer Major Michael Mori, sitting beside him in court.