In Esquire magazine Brad Pitt has announced that he and Angelina Jolie (here's their Wikipedia link in case you've never heard of them) will not be marrying until all who want to are legally entitled to do so (marry that is). Not withstanding the fact of course that they already have three marriages between them.
Immediately they were swamped by the support of the beautiful and powerful:
Moses: "Pharoah, let my people go... or Zipporah is outta' here."
Lincoln: "I will not speak to Mary Todd again until the curse of slavery is removed
from this land."
Charlize Theron: "How dare you steal my publicit......I mean my well thought out,
principled, public stand."
While in the Purgatory Correctional Facility in Hurricane, Utah (yes it's really called that) Warren Jeffs says "I am deeply moved. Thanks Brad and Angelina. Now if you would like to donate to my defense..."
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