Alert The Press: Michael Bloomberg Isn't A Republican....

.....like you needed somebody to tell you that. This will up the salivation quotient for all those media types hoping for a self financed run by Bloomberg for the Presidency (despite his protestations to the contrary.) Their dream outcome would then be within reach, Hillary for the Dems, Rudy for the GOP, and Bloomberg as an Independent. To put it another way a liberal Democrat from New York, a liberal Republican from New York, and a liberal Independent from...(drumbeat) New York.
Finally a field that looks like America.
And if I had to spend a half hour trapped in an elevator with any of them I'd shoot myself.

....and Mayor Bloomberg has such an original philosophy too,..

Mr. Bloomberg said the presidential candidates were exploiting the threat of terrorism, and failing to deliver solutions to problems such as illegal immigration, health care, and education.

So basically what we have here is an enormously wealthy, unattractive John Edwards.
Wait.
John Edwards is enormously wealthy.
OK.
A gigormously wealthy, unattractive John Edwards.