The More Things Change....

It's gives me a warm feeling of security and continuity to see that Pravda has changed so little.

US massacres in Somalia
Terrorist attacks by US military aircraft against civilians and livestock in Somalia. After the Afghan wedding slaughters and the massacre of tens of thousands of Iraqi civilians, innocent citizens in Somalia, grazing their sheep, become the latest victims of Washington’s murderous foreign policy.

Or maybe this is more to your taste...

'Land Of The Free, Home Of The Brave.' America now has staggering 7 million jailed citizens
As many people around the World continue in their amazement over the total moral and economic collapse of the American Nation, a possible new clue as to why this so was revealed this past week with the United States Department of Justice announcing the staggering rate in which their government has been jailing their own citizens, and which now stands at 7 million Americans.
...and when these figures are added to the estimated 1 million prisoners of war held by the Untied States, all around the World, the once great American Nation has now become the greatest jailer of human beings the World has ever known.

Yes, Russia is calling us the "greatest jailer of human beings the World has ever known."
Of course the Bureau of Justice's Prison Statistics say there were 2,193,798 people incarcerated in the United States, but that was as of December 2005 so maybe we've been busy lately.
As for the 1 million prisoners abroad, that seems to have been pulled out of a certain Slavic orifice.

But I think the best part is "the Untied States".