I'm the Bishop of Southwark. It's what I do.

The Rt. Rev. Tom Butler, Bishop of Southwark, member of the House of Lord, and the Church of England's primary representative to the World Council of Churches has fallen on hard times. Literally. It appears the 66 year old man of the cloth was not mugged on the 5th of December as first thought but was instead injured as he was dragged from a man's car which he had entered after wandering around in a drunken haze after leaving a "pre-Christmas reception with drinks and nibbles" at the Irish Embassy. What he was doing in the back of the car on Crucifix Lane (yes really) is unclear but according to witnesses...

"he was seen sitting in the back of a Mercedes chucking children's toys out of the window and announcing: "I'm the Bishop of Southwark. It's what I do."

The Bishop actually seems as dangerous in his recreational activities as in his official duties, for it was this same Bishop who caused a row during the summer by revoking the "licence of a conservative evangelical minister" only to have his decision overturned by the Archbishop.
Even more interesting is where his name crops up just a month ago...

Christians have long argued that life should preserved at all costs - but a bishop representing the national church has now sparked controversy by arguing that there are occasions when it is compassionate to leave a severely disabled child to die.

And the Bishop of Southwark, Tom Butler, who is the vice chair of the Church of England's Mission and Public Affairs Council, has also argued that the high financial cost of keeping desperately ill babies alive should be a factor in life or death decisions.

The good Bishop's exact position being “It may in some circumstances be right to choose to withhold or withdraw treatment, knowing it will possibly, probably, or even certainly result in death.”