As the dim-witted and slovenly Baldrick, he never stood much of a chance with the ladies.
But in real life, Tony Robinson, who played Rowan Atkinson's downtrodden sidekick in the cult TV series, has considerably more luck.
Because, at the age of 60, the veteran actor has found love with a glamorous brunette 35 years his junior.
The couple, who met in a restaurant last year, have now set up home together and are said to be 'blissfully content'.
His 25-year-old girlfriend, Louise Hobbs, is two years younger than Robinson's daughter, Laura, and five years younger than his son, Luke.
And at a striking 5ft 8in, Miss Hobbs, a public sector worker, towers over her diminutive, 5ft 4in boyfriend.
Undeterred, the happy couple are spending their first Christmas together in the Maldives.
Though this part at the end sort of bothered me.
In 1992 he left his partner of 18 years and the mother of his two children, Mary, for 35-year-old singer-songwriter, Teri Bramah.
The stress of the couple's break-up, however, saw Robinson turn to alternative therapy - rolfing, a specialist massage technique - in a bid to ease his inner turmoil.